Anti-second amendment liberals are going schizophrenic, torn between frustration over an effective defense weapon which they can’t confiscate, combined with the insult to their medical propaganda messages. Larondrick Macklin is not a happy camper, and things are only going to get worse for him before they get better. He picked the wrong woman to intimidate with a gun in her own home. Meanwhile, who says junk food is bad for your health? In this case it saved a life.
One really handy weapon
Gun grabbing liberals refuse to acknowledge that the most dangerous weapon is the one between a person’s ears. When the gunfight happens, your gun might be elsewhere. It’s not the one with the quickest draw who wins, but the one with the quickest wits. On Thursday, June 3, Larondrick Macklin, age 31, broke into the wrong Decatur, Alabama apartment.
He was “armed with a pistol when he entered the residence on the 2800-block of Wimberly Drive.” The home in question “reportedly belonged to his ex-girlfriend,” but that point is in dispute and might not be accurate.
The woman, who’s name has not been disclosed, is a firm believer in armed defense and owned a weapon. She was simply unable to get to it when “Macklin entered the apartment and brandished the pistol.” She didn’t think she would need to be armed while cooking dinner.
As the thug ransacked the apartment, tossing things around, the woman thought fast. “Showing no mercy, the unnamed woman hurled a pot of red-hot grease in the man’s face in self-defense.” You go girl!
Needless to say, that caused a slight change in Macklin’s plans. He forgot all about his weapon and why he was there. According to police reports, the “grease caused extensive burns to the mans face and held him off long enough for police to arrive after they were alerted about the domestic disturbance.”
Macklin was in no shape to resist arrest when they got there. The police did what they could for him as they took him into custody and medical care.
The primary aggressor
Decatur Police say there is no doubt at all that Larondrick Macklin was the “primary aggressor in the altercation.” He’s thankful to be alive and has learned a big lesson about waving a weapon around. Macklin “entered the victim’s house with a firearm, and the victim defended herself with a pot containing hot grease.” Game over.
“He was taken to the hospital for medical treatment for the severe burns he suffered on his face from the hot grease before being remanded to jail without incident.”
The woman won’t face any charges at all but Macklin will have a bunch of them. He’s also thinking about what it will feel like to get smacked in the face before he gets bent over the bunk of his new cellmate for fun. If you pull your weapon, you better be prepared to use it, “tiny” will tell him repeatedly.
An official spokesperson “could not confirm the relationship between Macklin and the woman,” but confusingly admitted “that it was domestic in nature.” That means they can’t talk about it.
Macklin will be setting up a domestic relationship with his cell mate’s “weapon” for a long and happy relationship. Felony charges of first-degree domestic violence and burglary “carry a potential penalty of up to life in prison.”
That’s because “first-degree domestic violence occurs when the defendant commits either aggravated stalking or first-degree assault.” Also, the burglary charge they tacked on is considered “the most serious Alabama burglary charge.” That’s good for 10-life. The best news he got all day is that his intended victim is alive and well so he won’t have to worry about more charges for that.