Subway operators are furious that corporate advertising linked them up with Megan Rapinoe. Sure, lesbians and tuna go together but at this point, they would rather have Jared Fogle back. The corporation which runs Subway is facing a revolution from their fed-up franchise owners. Not a single store is operated by the corporation so that means a lot. They’re seriously thinking about firing her as soon as their lawyers tell them how much that will cost. If they don’t get rid of her, it’s likely to cost the whole company.
Rapinoe is shilling for Subway
Deplorable conservatives are furious that knee-bending ball kicker Megan Rapinoe is shilling for Subway.
Jared Fogle is beginning to look like a harmless schmuck who deserves another chance, because customers are taping boycott notices on Subway doors over their current gender-bending spokesunit.
Rapinoe was a disgrace at the Tokyo Olympics, taking a knee during the pre-kickoff National Anthem then coming in third on the field.
As Once and Future President Donald Trump notes in an official statement, “If our soccer team, headed by a group of Leftist Maniacs, wasn’t woke, they would have won the Gold Medal instead of the Bronze. The woman with the purple hair played terribly and spends too much time thinking about Radical Left politics instead of doing her job!” She has no business being on Subway restaurant posters either.
A “discussion hosted by the North American Association of Subway Franchisees” got really heated when a “Wisconsin franchisee posted a picture of a note written by an irate customer and taped to the front door of the store.”
Customers have resorted to using Rashida Tlaib’s tactics. “Boycott Subway until Subway fires the anti-American POS Megan Rapinoe, the creep who kneels for our beloved National Anthem!”
Tired of apologizing
According to the franchisee bearing the boycott notice, “The ad should be pulled and done with. It gets tiring apologizing.”
Practically every store operator in a red state agreed wholeheartedly. Deplorables won’t buy from them, re-engineered bread or not. Megan Rapinoe is the kiss of death in conservative neighborhoods.
The NAASF tried to calm the franchisees by telling them that they had already reached out to make “complaints about the Rapinoe ads to the company’s top management, led by Chief Executive John Chidsey.”
He understands the situation and now must choose whether to anger one lesbian diva, or half of the company’s customers. A lawyer who represents Subway franchisees confirmed to the press that he “had a bunch of franchisees calling me on this today. They are trying to get the ads pulled.”
“Spending our money to make a political statement is completely and totally out of bounds,” one Arizona franchisee wrote on the NAASF blog. Even over on the liberal left coast the decision is unpopular.
Instead of controversial Rapinoe, the “West Coast franchisee told The Post that he believes the company’s ads should focus on the improved bread, and suggested that Subway’s ad gurus place their focus on the chain’s mom-and-pop owners so Subway comes off as less corporate.”