Man found Asleep in Pile of Stolen Chicken Fingers, Chips, Candy, and Meth

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A man was found asleep in the strangest pile ever, consisting of stolen junk food items such as chicken fingers and candy, but also meth.

Of course, the pun is intended here folks, but we call this “breaking news” simply due to the fact that this man was caught “breaking bad” (a southern term for raising h***) complete with BBQ sauce.

Mattew Williamson, 37, was found fast asleep in the press box of a sports auditorium and complex. Not only that, but he was surrounded by piles of stolen junk food, including chicken fingers, candy, chips, and meth, according to police.

This outlaw did his snoozefest last week at the Pleasant Grove’s Athletic Complex, complete with these snacks totally unpaid for and pilfered from the concession stand. This came just days after he had been bonded out of jail on another crime, according to the police report. I’m glad the guy was asleep and catching up on his z’s, but he definitely has some serious issues.

Williamson was arrested for the first time on September 17th. It was then that he was charged with breaking and entering a vehicle along with stealing property. He was able to make bond and walked out of Jefferson County a free man, but unfortunately it wouldn’t last long.

“Less than two hours after leaving jail, Williamson stole a car in Hueytown and hid it in Pleasant Grove,” the statement said.

It was on September 22nd that someone stole a trove of snacks after they broke into the concession stand affiliated with this athletic complex. The police quickly realized that it was Williamson who was the guilty party, as he was found fast asleep with his drugs and the rest of the stolen goods the next morning, law enforcement officials said.

Even though Williamson was busy catching some shut-eye, he was in for a rude awakening when he woke up. He was forced to admit that he had committed the burglaries and they transported him right back to the Jefferson County Jail that following Friday – just a day after his nap had been interrupted. I guess he will have plenty of time to fall asleep in that county jail for sure.