Kamala Harris Must Really Have Her Head Up Her Own Ass

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There is absolutely no doubt Kamala Harris suffers from cranial-anal insertion syndrome. She has her head so far up her ass she can see daylight coming past her tonsils. Last week she channeled Donald Trump to call for privatization. That’s her big plan to “de-incentivize” illegal migration. She came up with the brilliant scheme after touring the wrong border. Instead of going to Texas she headed to Canada and she’s been chilling with rapper “Lil Baby,” best known for protesting “law enforcement by standing on a police car during a Black Lives Matter-themed performance.” Some say that she’s been smoking that weed that makes you hear music from the future again.

Kamala holds ‘open discussion’

Vice Empress Kamala Harris is meeting with rap stars as if they were diplomatic delegates. In a sense they are. They represent the Antifa-brand anarchists and Black Lives Matter insurrectionists. Lil Baby was invited to the Palace for an “open discussion” but nobody will say what it is that they discussed.

The only thing they’ll admit is that “the meeting was an interesting priority for Harris.” A lot higher priority than visiting the southern border. It’s been 128 days now and she still hasn’t been south of D.C.

Lil Baby hates it when people use his real name, Dominique Armani Jones, so Kamala made sure that the Palace engraved his stage name on the invitation. After the conclave, he posted a photo “thanking Harris.”

He got to sit in on the meeting with George Floyd’s family for the one-year anniversary of his death. The liberal left are making the date into a holiday to replace Easter with a new martyr.

The family made the pilgrimage to Washington, D.C. so that progressives can “push for police reform in the form of support for their bill.” The one they’re calling the “George Floyd Justice in Policing Act.” The show was entirely for Kamala. All His Wisdom Joe Biden cared about were the snacks. The next day he couldn’t wait to tell the press about how he “groomed” 7-year-old Gianna Floyd. “The Floyd family meeting went incredibly well. We spent a long time together. I got a chance to spend a lot of time with Gianna and her family.”

He especially enjoyed sharing some less than healthy snacks” with George Floyd’s daughter. Palace staff forgot to keep the spray bottle handy. “She said, ‘I’m really hungry.’ She said to me, ‘Do you have any snacks?’ My wife will kill me — we gave her some ice cream, she had some Cheetos and I think she had a chocolate milk.”

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Close to the family

Lil Baby was more psyched to meet Nancy Pelosi than he was to sit down with Kamala and the Floyd family. They say that the rapper “is reportedly close to the Floyd family.” So close that “he threw a surprise birthday party for Floyd’s daughter Gianna in December, paying for all of the expenses.” He’s surfed the wave of racist controversy straight to the Grammy awards.

At this year’s ceremony, he “stood on top of a police car during the performance of his song ‘The Bigger Picture,’ apparently in protest of law enforcement. The presentation even included a speech by Black Lives Matter activist Tamika D. Mallory.

Kamala Harris can’t wait to defund the police. She’s been a vocal supporter of the reform bill and demands Congress move quick. Officially, they say she’s been “calling on Congress to act with urgency.”

Meanwhile she’s missing in action on the immigration crisis which is her main assigned task. Illegals are pouring in faster than they can be put on planes and buses to the interior heartland of America.

Drugs are pouring in right along with the illegal aliens. Just last week, Customs and Border Patrol announced that “more fentanyl has been seized on the border thus far in 2021 than in all of 2020.”

Also, Border Patrol agents in the Del Rio Sector in Texas reported yesterday “that they have seen a 3,166% increase in arrests of convicted sex offenders.” All of that is trivial to Kamala Harris, even if she is the “border crisis manager.” She’s too busy toking out with rap stars.

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