FBI Confirm RACE Card Driver Bubba Wallace is An Idiot


NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace just got busted by the FBI for criminal stupidity. His rush to throw the race card has his fellow drivers fearing for their safety. They’re wondering if he is too blind to see what’s around him, or just an idiot? The FBI confirms it’s one or the other.

Wallace facing integrity questions

Just because Bubba Wallace took advantage of the Black Lives Matter riots to get confederate flags unconstitutionally banned from Nascar events, he rushed to assume that the noose tied to his garage door was meant for him. Race drivers are supposed to notice details of their environment so they can whizz past them at high speed rather than into them. He never saw the noose that was hanging there long before his team was assigned to that garage.

Since Bubba is the only black driver on the whole circuit, it’s curious that nobody on his team noticed the hate symbol as they used it daily. It didn’t take the FBI long to confirm that “the garage door pull rope fashioned like a noose had been positioned there since as early as last fall.”

Still, Bubba’s “pissed.” While he didn’t try to hang it around his neck before he called the cops like Jussie Smollett, he’s angry at being called out for the false alarm he raised. “I’m mad because people are trying to test my character and the person that I am and my integrity.” Maybe it wasn’t meant specifically for Wallace but some redneck tied that noose and he doesn’t think it’s funny. “Whether tied in 2019, or whatever, it was a noose. So, it wasn’t directed at me, but somebody tied a noose.”

Noose garage door pull circled in red.

Not an intentional act

The Federal Bureau of Investigation spells out in their report that “photographic evidence confirms, that the garage door pull rope fashioned like a noose had been positioned there since as early as last fall. This was obviously well before the 43 team’s arrival and garage assignment.”

Nascar officials breathed a heavy sigh of relief that it didn’t turn into a bigger scandal. “We appreciate the FBI’s quick and thorough investigation and are thankful to learn that this was not an intentional, racist act against Bubba.” Nascar fans may be a bunch of good ole boys from south of the masey-dixie line but the organizers of a multi-million-dollar revenue stream “remain steadfast in our commitment to providing a welcoming and inclusive environment for all who love racing.”

Since there wasn’t any crime, nobody will be charged with anything. After it turned out not to be the “act of racism and hatred” he made it out to be, Wallace was unapologetic for making a big fuss. “This will not break me, none of the allegations of being a hoax will break me or tear me down.”

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  1. Now the FBI or most of the population does not agree with this article in any way. Now just because the FBI said the noose was there for about 1 year before it was mentioned does not make anyone an idiot except the person who put it there.

  2. Typical Marxist race baiting. Just put out a narrative and try and prove the narrative. Truth is there is not systemic racism. The facts prove it out but then the left has never let facts get in the way of their false narratives. Another Jesse Smolett . Only difference he didn’t put it around his neck and hire people to claim a Trump supporter was involved. The MSM are a bunch of lying, despicable race baiting scum. Don Lemon is a racist and still sticks with Wallace’s lies. The only uncredibke oeople in this story are Wallace and morons like Lemon. Numerous studies have shown racism today is at all time low. The left narrative is disgusting. Donald Trump has seen less racism in America than under Obama. That’s fact and the left continues to say there is systemic racism. 10 unarmed black men have been shot out of 8000 black deaths and 6 of them were only fired after the police were being attacked. That’s 4 out of 8000 and that’s like .0001 of so called racist cops. BLM, Antifa and the MSM are the problem. They are the enemy of the people. They are the lawless and the racists ones. I hope Bubba Wallace gets booed at every event, he should not get a pass. His credibility is nil.

  3. The whole BLM thing is just a way to make a lot of racist blacks feel ‘heard’. What about Jewish, Italian, French and other ethnicities s that suffered at the hands of those with a racist background? It’s time blacks realize their plight is NOT that detrimental. MANY blacks have moved past the blame game, and made something out of their lives. While we cannot undo things done to blacks, it’s time for them to begin looking to raise themselves out of the rut their culture breeds. Also, I would like to know why it is an Asian, Indian or any other ethnic minority doesn’t blame others for what has happened to their ancestors.

    Also, Ghana is now calling for American black people to ‘come home.’ If those pushing this division between cultures, then perhaps it’s time they DO accept the offer and relocate to Ghana. Then they can push how bad they have it there…and see how far it gets them. I bet Whoopi Goldberg won’t be joining…she’s got a good gig here, in fact…a lot of black actors and actresses who are against America won’t board any planes or ships anytime soon…they KNOW which side of the bread is buttered.

  4. That is going to the extreme to try and play the victim, wonder if anything will please these people. The man made it into one of the top positions and still isn’t satisfied without causing a stink.

    • Nothing pleases Marxists, but I don’t think Bubba is one of them. Overly sensitive maybe but I can give him slack because he didn’t plant the noose. This loving country and the people in it have made him and many folks successful beyond what most can measure. It’s sad to me that some blacks have a victim mindset and feel they are owed something, yet so many others are successful and grateful for the opportunities life brings. Would love to see the victim mindset go away, and maybe with more families together one day, that will happen. Otherwise the “victims” will wander through life full of hatred, blaming others when the cause actually lays within.

  5. Maybe crying Bubba Wallace should get ahold of “Reverend” Al Sharpton for advice on how to milk the race card better. Although he did manage to leverage it into a Confederate Flag ban his Jessie Smollett blame game version seems to have fizzled.

  6. Man, he needs to get off his high horse. How many garages has he not been in that he didn’t recognize a garage door pull rope, it’s at grabbing level too, not a hanging someone level. This guy is a car person, as in the types of cars that are kept in garages to protect them as they are expensive. Almost sounds like a setup but it isn’t, it’s a garage door pull rope.

    • True , True and , well said ! I strongly suspect that this was just his (Bubba’s) excuse for a look at me moment . As a current leftist leader once said , ‘Never let a good crisis go to waste’ . Well it seems he hasn’t and now looks like an idiot .
      It may not break you or tear you down Mr Wallace , but you have to live with it so , Suck it Up Bubbie !Wyatt

  7. I find it ironic that Jussie Smollett, uh, I mean Bubba Wallace, is saying some ‘Red Neck’ must have tied the rope, but he still is using the name “Bubba” a red neck term usually referring to a Red Neck or Southern Boy of low IQ, ignorant or stupid. Therefore, it appears that Jussie, Oops, I mean Bubba is, in fact, calling himself one of those Red Necks who ties ropes into a loop. Jussie, aw, again I mean Bubba, do we have to remove those loops that people hang onto in subways and buses because after all, using your logic, ‘someone’ made those loops.

  8. The vast majority of the Left don’t use logic, going for emotion first & last. “Bubba”, the half black, half white, all fool race car driver is one of those Leftists.

  9. To be precise he is a BIGOTED IDIOT looking to get publicity for himself. He also wanted to cause trouble and get sympathy if he lost.

  10. Such a BFD over nothing. Oh well, it matters not. I’m not a NASCAR fan anymore anyway. I stopped watching/going to races after NASCAR banned the NRA from doing any promo at NASCAR events last year. Now they have banned the Confederate flag. It is obvious that NASCAR has lost touch with it’s base, if it ever had an understanding of it’s base. Majority of NASCAR fans are beer drinkin’, gun totin’, Confederate flag wavin’ patriotic Americans. They don’t pay much attention to politics or racial issues. They would rather be watching races or hunting or fishing. Pretty simple really. Ninety nine out of one hundred of them have no idea where Sag Harbor is. Oh, that’s on Long Island, NY. An exclusive, filthy rich part of The Hamptons. where Brian France got busted DUI instead of being at a NASCAR circuit where he might be learning something about his fans or about his NASCAR race.

  11. First of all what is a race card driver? And who failed history class and called the Mason Dixon line the massey dixie line, massey is a term for Massey Fergeson tractors for crying out loud!

  12. WOW,I didn’t think anyone even watched NASCAR anymore…Didn’t these folks turn their backs on the founding fans years ago?…Lastly,yes,I agree with this article.

  13. My understanding was that NASCAR evolved from “moonshiners” dodging the fuzz. They souped up their cars to outrun the Feds–and were pretty successful. So, once the “moonshine” business went down, the cars and drivers were still around and began to race each other. Fans of these races have traditionally been those described in Chuck Rudolph’s comments. They are great like they are, so don’t try to make them into silly sophisticates.


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