Dem Mayor Sick of it, Rips Left Wing Policies to Shreds


Left-wing policies are “bullsh!t.” That’s what San Francisco’s Democrat Mayor London Breed said, when she stopped guzzling the Kool-Aid and suddenly woke up. Breed came to the startling realization that Democrats really are out to destroy the world. That’s when she launched what the media calls “an emergency police intervention.”

Mayor just called bullsh!t

Tuesday, December 14 will go down in infamy for Democrats. Hippy-dippy San Francisco’s liberal mayor finally realized exactly how bad the violent crime is, especially in her city’s Tenderloin district.

She didn’t get a common core education so was able to put two and two together. Breed came to the conclusion the rising crime and drug problem is all because they defunded their police. Michael Shellenberger almost fell off his chair when he heard what she said.

“SF Mayor @LondonBreed has literally just called bullsh!t on progressive criminal justice reformers,” he tweeted. Her exact quote was worthy of repeating.

Breed started out by noting that In greater San Francisco, anarchists are out of control. More importantly, she wants to do something about it.

“It is time that the reign of criminals who are destroying our city come to an end.” Mayor Breed knows that will only happen when officials like herself “take the steps to be more aggressive with law enforcement, more aggressive with the changes in our policies and less tolerant of all the bullsh!t that has destroyed our city.”

Progressives started thumbing through classified ads for “wet-work” when she dared to promise, “we are going to turn this around.”

Tough love for Tenderloin

Mayor Breed came up with a “tough love” initiative for the city’s Tenderloin district which “includes an emergency intervention plan.” She’s all for compassion and rehab but San Francisco is “not a city where anything goes.”

Her get tough on Tenderloin plan involves “securing emergency police funding, amending surveillance ordinances so law enforcement can prevent and interrupt crime in real-time and disrupting the illegal street sales of stolen goods.”

For crying out loud, the whole state decriminalized shoplifting. This is “not just a public safety issue, but also something that has been contributing to retail theft,” the mayor proclaimed in her press conference.

Walgreens and Safeway “closed multiple stores in San Francisco as a result of rampant and brazen shoplifting.” Proposition 47’s passage allows “theft of less than $950 in goods.”

Then there’s the crack dealer on every corner. “Just imagine if you had to walk your kids down the streets of the Tenderloin every single day with people shooting up, selling drugs and because the sidewalks were so packed with people, you had to walk out into the streets in incoming traffic on a regular basis.”

The Mayor didn’t mention it but you need to watch where you step because of all the human sh!t in the streets. “At the end of the day, the safety of the people of San Francisco is the most important thing to me. We are past the point where what we see is even remotely acceptable.” The tricky part will be to find cops willing to take the money.