3 Detectives Poisoned in Democrat Owned City, Environment Deteriorates to CRITICAL Level


Three detectives in democrat owned New York City were secretly poisoned by radical Antifa-type activists, disguised as fast food workers. The injured officers had to be hospitalized following the vicious assault. When our defenders of justice can’t let their guard down long enough for a meal break, it clearly shows “that the environment in which we work has deteriorated to a critical level,” the President of the New York City Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association alerts.

Three poisoned detectives

When three thirsty detectives assigned to a protest detail in lower Manhattan visited the Shake Shack, they weren’t expecting to be poisoned, but they were. They didn’t have a clue that a sinister anarchist behind the counter poured bleach in their milk shakes. They all found out at the same time as they started sucking on the straws. According to the bulletin released immediately after the incident, luckily none were killed.

The Detectives’ Endowment Association was quick to tweet an “Urgent Safety Message.” Tonight, they warned, “three of our fellow officers were intentionally poisoned by one or more workers at the Shake Shack at 200 Broadway in Manhattan. Fortunately, they were not seriously harmed.”

The Patrolmen’s Benevolent Association also released a separate “safety alert.” President Patrick J. Lynch writes, “At some point during their meal period, the MOS discovered that a toxic substance, believed to be bleach, had been placed in their beverages. The contamination was not discovered until the MOS had already ingested a portion of their beverages. They are currently at the hospital receiving treatment and are expected to recover.”

Remain vigilant for the duration

The advice given to police officers in New York City applies to all of our law enforcement members during this crisis. “Carefully inspect any prepared food item they purchase while on duty for possible contamination. Whenever possible, take meal in groups of two or more, and remain vigilant for the duration of the meal period.” No sane person wants another officer anywhere poisoned or otherwise injured.

This is a seriously dangerous situation, Lynch emphasizes. “When New York City police officers cannot even take meal without coming under attack, it is clear that environment in which we work has deteriorated to a critical level.” Because of that, “We cannot afford to let our guard down for even a moment. As always, look out for each other and remember our primary mission: everyone goes home EOT.” The acronym stands for “end of tour.”

The Detectives Endowment Association followed up with a statement alerting that we’re on the verge of Mansonesque “Helter Skelter.” Police “in New York City and across the country are under attack by vicious criminals who dislike us simply because of the uniform we wear. Emboldened by pandering elected officials, these cowards will go to great lengths to harm any member of law enforcement.” They also advise caution and high alert to surroundings. Being poisoned isn’t the only bushwhack hazard. “We MUST be more vigilant than ever. We urge you to not buy food from locations unknown to you. Keep your eyes open and be alert at all times. Make sure you always stay with your partner — and back one another up. Inspect your vehicle — personal and department — before you drive.”


  1. Legal penalties for crime should include the option of an eye for an eye – what you do, is done to you.
    Make the person drink some bleach, sorry you don’t like it, too bad.

    • Apparently there was no criminal activity on this and the officers’ ingesting the chlorine was due to a mishap in cleaning the equipment. Happy to say that it was NOT deliberate.

  2. It is high time to take back the streets and if it takes busting heads, so be it! Sorry individuals like di Blasio and others need to be ran out of public office, that also includes “Fredo” Cumo the governor. Groups like Antifa need to be hunted down and brought to justice. BLM, they need to be arrested for instigating violence as well as looting and instigating arson.

  3. I doubt that the ass hole who put the bleach in the officers drinks knew whether it would kill them or not-but they put it in there anyway. People who commit actions which may kill other people and still do it with no apparent compunction are truly evil people and don’t belong on the streets with honest citizens. The left, in this country, seem to really want a war-the right, not so much. But, when it becomes dangerous to eat at a restaurant because one of these maniacs might be working there, it’s probably time for the right to reconsider their stance on war. As ugly as these words are, it is almost impossible to live in a world where half the people are so evil they would kill without regret. One of our God given rights is to defend ourselves and our loved ones.


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